Chris from Stylefile fame just covered this and i must repost! It so speaks to me.
Pets Who Want To Kill Themselves, by Duncan Birmingham is genius!
...if you know me personally you know how i struggle with mans need to own furry beasts...who eventually destroy, drool, and piss on everyday (midcentury couch!). Oh, I know, I know...its not the animals fault, its in their beasty nature and most of the time the owners don't entertain their pets enough or reinforce bad behavior....okay, i'm going to stop myself before i go on my baby rant! Check out this book!
“Nothing like spring bloom to remind me how dead I feel inside.”