Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Oh, Happy early Halloween

Orange Line Lady in Brown Tweed Pants - m4w (Orange Line)
Date: 2008-10-29, 9:55AM EDT

I may have creeped you out a bit this morning because I was staring at you on the Orange Line. I apologize, I just thought you were really beautiful. For the record, I am gay, so I wasn't undressing you with my eyes. Well, at least, I wasn't undressing you with my eyes without putting new outfits on you.

I just wanted to apologize for being creepy and staring; I imagine it was a bit unnerving. You got on the Red Line at Downtown Crossing and I avoided you as not to make matters worse. Sorry.
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When I feel a little low in spirits I cruise over onto Missed Connections on CL and I swear its truly invigorating. Much like having my upper lip waxed. But I cant even articulate my thoughts on this one...Hilarious and downright creepy!

1 comment:

Erin said...

Awesome. I love the, "Well, at least, I wasn't....without putting new outfits on you."